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These are some lies we made up about Oral.
A massive jaguar has now and then been noticed staring at the water by Bockert Dam at midnight.
An ET from another solar system is sometimes made out staring over W G Flat around midnight.
An alien has supposedly been spotted on many occasions carrying a human skull in Hay Canyon late in the night.
An extremely large kinkajou can every so often be perceived on the apex of Hay Canyon Butte before sunrise glancing at the vista.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has repeatedly been perceived among the trees of Buffalo Gap National Grassland gazing. According to what the residents allege, this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who are brave enough to disturb the peace in Oral. One thing's for certain, it's a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Oral
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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