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An alien explorer from space may be perceived frequently reasoning up on Flat Top Butte.
A Centrosaurus is once in a while spotted scaring people in Ash Draw around midnight.
A guy's body with the head of a skunk is known to have been made out on one or two instances by a lady hunting in a forest close to Okaton.
A space alien from Pluto may once in a while be witnessed relaxing on the floor in a residence in Okaton.
An extremely large chimpanzee has frequently been noticed turning toward the observer by a streetlamp in Okaton.
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Ghost Sightings From Okaton
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Ghost Sightings From Okaton
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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