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These are some lies we made up about Nunda.
A colossal newt may be observed over and over again in a Nunda area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
A decapitated woman has once in a while been perceived climbing out of Bolstad Slough covered in mud at midnight. It's been asserted that this particular spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Nunda in the past.
The ghost of a 12 feet high enormous giant is every so often distinguished gazing in the early morning hours by a mailbox in Nunda.
A space alien has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions strolling through a residence in Nunda.
The ghost of a lady with half her head not there can every now and then be distinguished riding on a mare down a road right next door to Nunda. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Nunda before the present. One thing's for guaranteed, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Nunda
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Ghost Sightings From Nunda
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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