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Ferdinand Magellan showed up looking at the water by Baummiller Dam around midnight.
A gentleman having a sword in his head was noticed by Swimmer Creek clutching a human skull. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent additional sightings of this individual ghost. Based on what the residents say, this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished past local of Norris. Well, this phantom sure is menacing; one that should be shunned.
A massive walrus is repeatedly perceived in Devils Gate before sunrise shouting.
The ghost of a mail carrier has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in the backseat of a truck by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you do not want to come across very late at night.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer can often be observed picking flowers in the yard of a trailer in Norris.
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Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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