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An ET may from time to time be seen enjoying the view at New Underwood Dam after midnight.
A Yeti has regularly been perceived gazing before dawn by a road sign in New Underwood.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is frequently witnessed taking a rest at the dining table in a New Underwood building trying to grasp something.
A massive boar has been said to have been made out on many instances striding through a trailer in New Underwood.
A big chilling giant may frequently be made out pondering in Badlands National Park outside the ranger station.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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