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These are some lies we made up about Nemo.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his hand was observed in Blue Draw around midnight chucking pebbles. The ghost did not care that there was somebody else there. Some of the residents claim this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Nemo before the present.
Alexander the Great appeared performing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Nemo residence.
A huge dormouse was distinguished on the shore of Datton Lake piling stones.
A space invader from deep space was observed in the early morning hours before sunrise admiring Steamboat Rock.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is repeatedly observed in Centennial Trail at midnight looking for a map.
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Ghost Sightings From Nemo
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Ghost Sightings From Nemo
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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