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The spirit of a teenage girl was distinguished up on Peaked Butte yelling at the watcher to be off. This ghost is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been numerous additional accounts of this particular ghost.
Aladdin came into view by Jake Kern Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.
A form with a skeleton face in murky robes was noticed outside Llewellyn Johns Memorial State Recreation Area hollowing out a crater. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted repeatedly close at hand. It's been said that this specific ghost may be the soul of a local who passed away here in Morristown some time ago.
A gargantuan deer appeared spending time in a derelict mansion in Morristown.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was witnessed standing by a wild highway in close proximity to Morristown.
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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