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A space man from Saturn was observed by Menno Dam on a dark night looking at the water.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is frequently spotted drifting along Dawson Creek around midnight.
A space man can repeatedly be noticed trying to flag down cars next to a shadowy highway near Menno.
A massive addax may be seen repeatedly swallowing gasoline from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Menno.
A minotaur has occasionally been witnessed talking into the night as if someone besides was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Menno
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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