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The ghost of a young-looking lady having on a bloody dress may repeatedly be witnessed taking pleasure in the surroundings at Arnt Jorgenson Dam at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be made out frequently heaving rocks into the stream at Big Meadow Creek at midnight.
A giant coati has sometimes been observed on the summit of Flat Top Butte at night observing the surroundings.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer is every so often noticed appearing menacing in the middle of a desolate highway near Meadow late in the night.
A beheaded woman is known to have been distinguished on many instances by the entrance to Llewellyn Johns Memorial State Recreation Area staring wrathfully at the watcher.
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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