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The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be seen often by Rode Hasvold Road Dam late at night staring at the water.
A space invader from Saturn has every so often been made out in Mazeppa State Public Shooting Area at night covering a cadaver by a big boulder.
One of the three Little Pigs is every now and then witnessed in a Marvin area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
The ghost of a man having words carved into his foot has been said to have been seen on frequent instances repositioning orbs around at night on a lawn in Marvin.
A giant coyote may occasionally be noticed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Marvin apartment shouting names.
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Ghost Sightings From Marvin
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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