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An alien vacationer from deep space has been perceived on one or two occasions at Buzzard Creek on a dark night tossing boulders into the flowing water.
A partially translucent man dressed as the skipper of a liner may often be noticed articulating into the night at Hill Spring in the early morning hours. Residents claim that this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Long Valley many years ago.
A Tyrannosaurus may be made out often staring at the water by Berry Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman having on a confederate uniform has now and then been seen gripping a human skull by the water's edge at Badland Pond.
The ghost of a bum is occasionally witnessed observing the landscape from the highest spot of Cedar Butte after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Long Valley
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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