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These are some lies we made up about Lebanon.
A massive dromedary has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances at Dale and Leonard Eriksen Dam on a dark night taking in the view.
A military uniform striding about devoid of a body in it can frequently be noticed sipping regular from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Lebanon. People here claim that this spirit is that of a local person who settled here in Lebanon a long time ago. In any event, this spirit indisputably is creepy; one that should be kept away from.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has once in a while been seen seeking somebody in Lake Hiddenwood Recreation Area outside the ranger station.
The ghost of a critically burned lady is sometimes seen walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours on a shady Lebanon road. One of the folks who live here definitely declares that this ghost enjoys frightening foolish folks who have the courage to upset the tranquility in Lebanon. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not upset.
A sasquatch has purportedly been observed on several occasions watching television in a Lebanon living room before sunrise.
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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