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A young-looking girl having on a bloody dress is regularly distinguished at Elm Creek at midnight tossing rocks into the stream. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
A medusa has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances at D Schrempp Dam before sunrise taking in the panorama.
An ET from another galaxy may regularly be spotted in an apartment next to Lantry.
A man having a knife in his head may be observed repeatedly seeking something in Little Moreau Recreation Area by the park headquarters. A local person alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Lantry long ago. One thing's for certain, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A huge mare has occasionally been noticed in a Lantry area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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