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The ghost of a tied up man has regularly been made out in a mobile home in Lane.
The ghost of a young-looking female drenched in blood is often perceived meditating in McCoy Lake State Public Shooting Area in the early morning hours. One of the residents confidently says that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening folks who are brave enough to upset the quiet in Lane. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions in a Lane residence. Several of the folks who live here say this spirit likes startling foolish people who come trying to find spirits in Lane.
A man with the head of a goblin can frequently be witnessed becoming visible in a washroom mirror. No matter what people exclaim, it's a chilling phantom that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
An enormous gorilla may be perceived over and over again at midnight running after a passing Ford on a murky road right next door to Lane.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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