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These are some lies we made up about Lake Andes.
The phantom of a young guy wearing a confederate uniform materialized at Garden Creek around midnight throwing stones into the current. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then vanished. Folks here assert that this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Lake Andes before the present.
A space alien from Venus was perceived at North Bay in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water.
A space invader from another planet came into sight mounted on a moped on a gloomy road near Lake Andes.
An extraterrestrial was noticed on the highest spot of Sunrise Hill at night viewing the view.
An extremely large skunk was observed gazing at the water by Fort Randall Dam around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Andes
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Andes
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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