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These are some lies we made up about Keldron.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be perceived repeatedly flinging boulders up on the summit of Thunder Hawk Butte.
An enormous quagga is from time to time perceived in the early morning hours floating down West Branch Willow Creek.
The spirit of a grower sporting a hat has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions by Llewellyn Johns Memorial State Recreation Area guzzling blood from a jar.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy may occasionally be made out in a Keldron secondary school at the stroke of midnight striding the corridors.
An alien from Mars has often been seen in a mirror in a Keldron mobile home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Keldron
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Ghost Sightings From Keldron
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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