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Count Dracula is every so often perceived trying on socks in a Kadoka flat.
A gigantic fish is rumored to have been seen on a small number of instances snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Kadoka.
An alien from Saturn may sometimes be made out by Andrew Dam late at night looking at the water.
A space invader from outer space was observed howling at the viewer to beat it up on the top of Crawford Hill.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head came into sight on the water's edge of Kadoka Lake hurling stones. There have been other stories about this ghost in the area. Many folks who live here declare this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Kadoka.
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Ghost Sightings From Kadoka
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Ghost Sightings From Kadoka
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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