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A giant jerboa is occasionally perceived in Lake Goodenough at the stroke of midnight struggling to deposit a corpse.
An ET from planet Venus has allegedly been noticed on many instances attempting to snatch something down by the water at Horseshoe Lake.
An extremely large pronghorn can every so often be spotted contemplating by Broken Kettle Creek.
An ET from another planet was distinguished creeping up from a storm drain on a Jefferson lane before dawn.
A space invader showed up poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Jefferson.
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Ghost Sightings From Jefferson
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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