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These are some lies we made up about Hurley.
A giant civet has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances walking a Terrier late in the night on a murky Hurley avenue.
An Iguanodon may repeatedly be distinguished peeking through house windows in Hurley before dawn.
A black cat that turned into a woman may be made out very frequently watching television in a Hurley living room before dawn.
The phantom of a down-and-out gentleman has now and then been observed on a Hurley lane late at night.
A gargantuan chimpanzee is now and then seen quite near Missouri National River & Recreation Area slurping paint.
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Ghost Sightings From Hurley
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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