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Vincent van Gogh appeared shifting orbs about in Colton Creek.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief emerged in Wiese Field around midnight hiding a body by a sizeable boulder. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed repeatedly in the vicinity.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object was noticed in a secluded area near Humboldt.
An martian voyager from space was seen posting a package at a Humboldt post office.
An ET from another world has repeatedly been noticed gulping regular from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Humboldt.
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Ghost Sightings From Humboldt
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Ghost Sightings From Humboldt
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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