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A space alien is known to have been noticed on frequent instances in the early morning hours before sunrise sprinting after a passing Dodge on a gloomy road close to Hoven.
A chilling skeleton can frequently be observed staring at the water by Simon Dam at night.
A colossal ox may be noticed very frequently covering a dead body by a large boulder in Swan Lake State Public Shooting Area after midnight.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire has every now and then been seen trying to find someone in the center of Swan Lake Creek.
A gigantic zebra is every so often observed sobbing at Lake Hiddenwood Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Hoven
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Ghost Sightings From Hoven
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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