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These are some lies we made up about Houghton.
The spirit of a strong lumberjack hauling a large axe is every so often perceived at Hyatt Slough Dam around midnight going crazy.
A huge burro is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances in a Houghton trailer.
A space man from the cosmos can occasionally be noticed striding in the middle of a secluded highway near Houghton.
The menacing spirit of a conquistador has repeatedly been distinguished coming into sight in a mirror.
A Brachiosaurus is frequently made out sitting on a bench in an apartment outside Houghton.
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Ghost Sightings From Houghton
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Ghost Sightings From Houghton
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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