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These are some lies we made up about Hot Springs.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire is sometimes perceived looking at folks in a Hot Springs trailer through a door crack. No matter what, this is a horrible ghost that should be shunned.
A huge ermine has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions in a deserted neighborhood in the vicinity of Hot Springs.
A shining human body may once in a while be witnessed hauling a human headbone by Cold Brook.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has often been observed hovering next to a gloomy highway in close proximity to Hot Springs. A local asserts that this ghost is the undead spirit of a former Hot Springs local resident.
A very large skunk is regularly perceived up on the peak of Battle Mountain looking.
A space invader from another planet may often be observed hovering over Big Flat very late at night.
The phantom of a young gentleman in a rain coat may be noticed very frequently in Battle Mountain Reserve after midnight
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flickering a lantern.
A gargantuan mouse has occasionally been witnessed at midnight exploring Adams Canyon in detail.
Ferdinand Magellan has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions taking pleasure in the view at Angostura Dam around midnight.
A gargantuan weasel can occasionally be noticed glugging down water from Busey Spring after midnight.
A Stegosaurus was witnessed downing gas from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Hot Springs.
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Ghost Sightings From Hot Springs
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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