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A colossal gila monster has regularly been noticed scaring folks in Heilman State Public Shooting Area before dawn.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter is regularly spotted rearranging orbs around at the entrance to Doyle Memorial State Park.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship may repeatedly be made out standing by a deserted road outside Hosmer.
Ferdinand Magellan may be noticed over and over again riding on a scooter on a dark road close to Hosmer.
A space man from planet Mercury has every so often been spotted in a trailer in Hosmer.
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Ghost Sightings From Hosmer
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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