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The ghost of a teenage girl was observed hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Billover Creek at the stroke of midnight. Numerous people around here have had comparable sightings with an identical ghost.
A body with a skeleton face in shadowy robes came into view gazing crossly at the watcher up on the highest spot of Lakota Peak. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent additional accounts of this individual ghost. Scores of local residents allege this ghost can be the spirit of a local who died here in Hermosa in the past.
A wandering ghost was witnessed screaming at the onlooker to be off in Deadman Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived very frequently nearby.
A gargantuan lemur was seen going crazy next to a streetlamp in Hermosa.
An enormous reptile has often been distinguished staggering from house to house around midnight on a Hermosa residential street.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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