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These are some lies we made up about Gregory.
The spirit of a dreadfully charred woman may repeatedly be observed sitting at the dining table in a Gregory building. In any event, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
The phantom of a guy having names carved into his head can be observed over and over again seeking an object mid stream in Masdon Creek.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman dragging a dead bear has now and then been perceived in a wild neighborhood in close proximity to Gregory.
A female with no head is every so often perceived in Burke Lake Recreation Area near the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
A gigantic tiger has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions mailing a parcel at a Gregory post office.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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