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The spirit of a man hauling a bloody machete can often be spotted looking at the water by Dowd Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a civil war warrior may be spotted over and over again at a pay phone in Geddes talking on the phone. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
A giant cheetah has every so often been distinguished strolling through a Geddes area graveyard.
A space man from another planet is from time to time witnessed scaring people down a secluded road next to Geddes at midnight.
The ghost of a terribly charred female has been said to have been perceived on a few instances in Burke Lake Recreation Area at the ranger station repositioning orbs around. It's been claimed that this individual spirit could be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Geddes. In any case, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling phantom that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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