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The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object may regularly be witnessed in Alexander State Public Shooting Area at midnight dragging a dead body over rocks.
An martian tourist from another solar system may be spotted very often at midnight struggling out of Caseys Slough soaked in filth.
A man's body with the head of a rat has every now and then been seen tossing pieces of wood into Lake Henry in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several folks assert this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Garden City resident.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is sometimes observed strolling through a trailer right next door to Garden City.
A feminine shape has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions at a public phone in Garden City making a phone call. In any case, this is an unfriendly phantom that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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