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The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO is from time to time noticed at a public phone in Ellsworth Afb making a telephone call.
A colossal steer has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions studying Sweet Gulch in detail at night.
Issac Newton may every so often be distinguished at Antelope Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A gigantic oryx was witnessed striding through an Ellsworth Afb area burial ground.
A giant jackal came into view staying in a deserted house in Ellsworth Afb.
A gargantuan impala was noticed being carried by a bicycle on a gloomy road in close proximity to Ellsworth Afb.
A giant sloth came into sight in a flat in Ellsworth Afb.
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Ghost Sightings From Ellsworth Afb
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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