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These are some lies we made up about Elk Point.
The martian mechanic of a UFO is repeatedly made out performing a tune on a flute in an Elk Point house.
An alien traveler from outer space is known to have been distinguished on several instances by Westfield Creek screaming at the eye witness to beat it.
A decapitated gentleman can be distinguished very often in a mirror in an Elk Point building; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
William Shakespeare has every so often been witnessed in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Elk Point.
A space man from another world is from time to time observed searching for a hat under a parked Dodge in an Elk Point parking lot at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Elk Point
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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