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These are some lies we made up about Egan.
A space alien from Pluto appeared studying the surroundings from the highest spot of Egan Mounds in the early morning hours.
A giant parrot was distinguished trying on a hat in an Egan apartment.
A space alien from another world appeared at the stroke of midnight floating down Bachelor Creek.
An extremely large jaguar was seen in Flandreau Park before dawn concealing a dead body by a big rock.
A very large puma was witnessed crawling out from a manhole on an Egan street at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Egan
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Ghost Sightings From Egan
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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