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The ghost of a female with words etched into her cheek can often be witnessed at Coal Creek late in the night flinging chunks of concrete into the current. Nevertheless, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you wouldn't wish to meet before dawn.
A massive wolverine can be witnessed very often on the highest spot of Breakneck Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise examining the vista.
An alien voyager from another planet has from time to time been seen in Craven Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise glugging down blood from a beaker.
The spirit of a woman with a knife in her back is every now and then spotted at Burlington Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the panorama.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances wandering beside a wild road outside Edgemont.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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