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These are some lies we made up about Eden.
A large creepy dragon is sometimes perceived speaking into the air in a sail boat on Buffalo Lakes.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has purportedly been made out on one or two instances watching movies in an Eden living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking lady drenched in blood may occasionally be witnessed burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Roy Lake State Park Number 2 around midnight.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest was noticed rummaging around in garbage cans on an Eden avenue. The ghost greeted the bystander. Regardless of what folks express, this is a nasty ghost that you don't want to come across in the early morning hours.
An extremely large beaver showed up quite near the entrance to Fort Sisseton State Park staring.
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Ghost Sightings From Eden
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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