Eagle Butte

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  I was in Eagle Butte for a mini-vaca last year when I had my ghost experience. I was staying at the super 8 motel with my mistress and we had just ordered pizza and Mountain dew. We heard a knock at the door so we figured it was the pizza Man opening it without checking.
There stood a very elderly woman wearing nothing but a see through robe and Moon shoes. She said she needed a place to stay so we kindly let her join us. Anyway that was besides the point. When the pizza arrived I started shoving my face with 10 slices at once.
I began to choke. The old 102 year old woman slapped my back and
    the pizza came flying out of my mouth at lightning speed. The half regurgitated food splattered the Wall and when it did….. The exact face of the devil himself was formed.

The next morning I woke
up and found a pitchfork lying next me to in bed with a note that said ''the devil went down to Georgia…'' it looks like he stopped and visited me along the way. Until this Day I have had the worst luck.
My entire family was eaten by sharks while scuba diving in the Pacific and my car randomly exploded one Day with my mini-poodle inside. My mailman slipped on my front porch during Winter and suffered a skull fracture eventually dying due to brain swelling.
My co-worker mysteriously disappeared while hunting for Bigfoot in the appalachians. I mistakenly made love to a Man after a long hard night of drinking.
 

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