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These are some lies we made up about Dupree.
An extremely large mountain goat is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions at A Dosch Dam in the early morning hours smoking a cigar.
An enormous muskrat can frequently be spotted reading a pamphlet up on Marple Butte.
The ghost of a silver-miner has every now and then been made out staring at people in a Dupree mobile home through a door crack.
An alien voyager from another galaxy is every so often spotted in a secluded place in the vicinity of Dupree.
The ghost of a man clad as a store clerk has been said to have been noticed on a few instances attempting to articulate something in Badlands National Park outside the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Dupree
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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