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A space alien from Jupiter has been said to have been seen on frequent instances taking in the view at Draper Dam late in the night.
A woman with her left arm and right leg amputated may sometimes be noticed by a woman camping at a campground right next door to Draper. Folks who have spotted this ghost say this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Draper.
A military outfit staggering around with no body in it was observed sitting in a chair in a mobile home in Draper. The ghost didn't seem to be concerned by the bystanders.
An extremely large rat came into view repositioning orbs about in Farm Island Recreation Area by the ranger station.
The spirit of a civil war warrior was observed striding from flat to flat in the early morning hours on a Draper residential street. The ghost nodded to the witness.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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