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These are some lies we made up about Doland.
A colossal addax is regularly made out calling out people's names at Mirage Dam around midnight.
Frankenstein's Monster has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances looking chilling in Fisher Grove State Park outside the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial from another planet may be made out over and over again glugging down regular from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Doland.
An alien is from time to time made out articulating into the night as if someone besides was nearby.
The ghost of a shackled up woman has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions staring through building windows in Doland at midnight. Several of the folks here allege this phantom loves frightening folks who come searching for phantoms in Doland.
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Ghost Sightings From Doland
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Ghost Sightings From Doland
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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