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The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has occasionally been seen walking a Cocker Spaniel late at night on a gloomy Dimock avenue.
The ghost of a ten foot massive giant is occasionally seen looking through house windows in Dimock in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a teen girl has been seen on frequent occasions watching shows in a Dimock living room late in the night. Regardless of what, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
Rapunzel may every so often be observed at Coffee Creek on a dark night heaving pieces of wood into the current.
A gigantic coyote has repeatedly been perceived moving orbs around down by the water's edge at Lake Dimock.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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