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These are some lies we made up about Dell Rapids.
A colossal whale is rumored to have been spotted on a few instances browsing through trash container on a Dell Rapids lane.
A Triceratops may frequently be distinguished on a Dell Rapids street before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars may be seen very often late in the night leading a directed excursion of Dells of the Sioux River to a cluster of ghosts.
The spirit of a young gentleman sporting a winter jacket has now and then been seen hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Dell Rapids. It's been argued that this individual phantom is the tormented spirit of a long gone Dell Rapids local resident. No matter what folks say, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space alien from another solar system is now and then distinguished searching for another ghost up on the pinnacle of Trent Mounds.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft
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may occasionally be perceived mid stream in Brookfield Creek weeping.
An martian explorer from outer space was observed in an autopart store in the Dell Rapids vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Dell Rapids
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Ghost Sightings From Dell Rapids
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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