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These are some lies we made up about Davis.
A glowing human figure can be distinguished repeatedly hurling stones into the current at Camp Creek late in the night.
Johann Sebastian Bach has now and then been spotted slurping gasoline from a pump at a fuel station in Davis.
A space alien is from time to time made out walking a Saint Bernard very late at night on a gloomy Davis residential road.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft can every now and then be noticed staring through trailer windows in Davis in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is regularly made out watching shows in a Davis living room late at night. In any event, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that you don't want to encounter on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Davis
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Ghost Sightings From Davis
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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