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These are some lies we made up about Dante.
A giant squirrel can now and then be noticed at Dante Lake Dam before sunrise taking pleasure in the view.
A massive musk deer was made out stacking chunks of concrete up on Scalp Butte.
A lady with the head of a demon was made out going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Dante apartment at night. When seen the spirit moved toward the bystander who then ran off. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom might be a famous past local of Dante.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head absent was made out taking a rest at the dining table in a Dante trailer. This specific phantom has been seen often in this location. A lot of folks who live here declare this phantom is in all probability the tormented phantom of a local who used to have a house here in Dante.
An martian traveler from the cosmos was perceived drinking orange juice in Niobrara State Park outside the park headquarters.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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