|
| |
Dallas, South Dakota Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Dallas.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman having on a coat has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions late at night floating down East Branch Bull Creek. Anyhow, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
Marco Polo may repeatedly be made out appearing in a closet mirror.
A gigantic aardvark can be perceived time and again at midnight sprinting after a passing Chrysler on a murky highway in the vicinity of Dallas.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has from time to time been made out howling outside the entrance to Burke Lake Recreation Area.
A headless gentleman is every now and then spotted in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Dallas
Submit a lie about Dallas, South Dakota:
Other untruthful towns near Dallas, South Dakota:
Gregory, South Dakota, 6 miles away
Colome, South Dakota, 14 miles away
Burke, South Dakota, 19 miles away
Winner, South Dakota, 22 miles away
Herrick, South Dakota, 23 miles away
Hamill, South Dakota, 25 miles away
Saint Charles, South Dakota, 28 miles away
Oacoma, South Dakota, 29 miles away
Reliance, South Dakota, 30 miles away
Chamberlain, South Dakota, 31 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
South Dakota
|
Ghost Sightings From Dallas
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
MORE JOKES
|
