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The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can be observed repeatedly striding through a Custer area churchyard. In any event, it certainly is a creepy ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered dress has once in a while been distinguished shouting along a wild highway in the vicinity of Custer after midnight. Regardless of what, this is a nasty phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter before sunrise.
Vincent van Gogh is sometimes observed being in a deserted building in Custer.
A giant opossum has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions twinkling a light by Beecher Rock.
A woman with a blue-green face may every so often be noticed in Echo Valley on a dark night pondering. It has been alleged that this particular ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who are bold enough to disturb the tranquility in Custer.
The spirit of a mailman was seen moving orbs about on the water's
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edge of Lake of the Pines. The phantom was gobbled up by the thin air after being made out.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy emerged in Custer State Park - Norbeck Wildlife Preserve on a dark night hauling a body across the dirt.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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