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These are some lies we made up about Cresbard.
The ghost of a woman with demonic signs etched into her hand was observed staring by North Fork Snake Creek. When the spirit was distinguished it faded away into the night. A man who lives here claims that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Cresbard some time ago. Whatever people utter, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A huge deer came into sight gazing at the water by Cresbard Lake Dam before sunrise.
Galileo was noticed spitting at passing cars by a shady highway next to Cresbard.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her back was made out sending a packet at a Cresbard post office. Panic stricken by the eye witnesses the ghost departed into the shadows. One of the locals definitely asserts that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying folks who are courageous enough to upset the serenity in Cresbard. One thing's for certain, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to
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come across in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy has frequently been seen outside Lake Louise Recreation Area pushing orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Cresbard
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Ghost Sightings From Cresbard
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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