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A very large aardvark may frequently be witnessed hauling a dead body across the ground in Hartford Beach State Park very late at night.
A space invader has now and then been spotted moving orbs around by Hartford Beach Creek.
A half transparent man clothed as the skipper of a liner is every now and then made out at Salmonson Point in the early morning hours gazing down into the water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions gazing at people in a Corona building through a keyhole.
An ET from outer space may occasionally be perceived in a wild zone outside Corona.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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