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These are some lies we made up about Conde.
Socrates is every so often made out striding from house to house before dawn on a Conde street.
A huge parakeet has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions in Fisher Grove State Park outside the ranger station reading a book.
A colossal wolf may every now and then be observed rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Conde home before sunrise.
Cinderella was spotted gazing at people in a Conde building through a keyhole.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword appeared in a wild zone near Conde. The phantom waved to the observer.
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Ghost Sightings From Conde
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Ghost Sightings From Conde
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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