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These are some lies we made up about Columbia.
A space invader from another solar system has regularly been made out at Columbia Road Dam after midnight enjoying the surroundings.
A man with a spear in his head is frequently made out hurling boulders into the flowing water at Elm River in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances mowing the lawn in the side garden of an apartment in Columbia.
A massive buffalo can often be distinguished seated in a beanbag in a house in Columbia.
A gentleman's body with the head of a bear may be made out very frequently gobbling a tomato next to a streetlamp in Columbia.
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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