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A huge armadillo has occasionally been seen in Buffalo Slough State Game Refuge after midnight pulling a dead body across the ground.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack clutching a big axe has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions trying to locate another ghost in the middle of Buffalo Creek. One of the locals confidently says that this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who died here in Colton some decades ago.
A sizeable frightening giant may from time to time be spotted relaxing in an armchair in an apartment in Colton.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed staggering from flat to flat in the early morning hours on a Colton lane.
A chilling skeleton was seen having a seat at the dining table in a Colton house. Numerous folks in close proximity have had matching incidents involving a similar ghost. Some folks argue this ghost may very well be a renowned past dweller of Colton.
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Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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