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A chilling skeleton has occasionally been spotted dragging a dead body over the grass in McLaughlin Dam State Game Production Area at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the folks here claim this phantom is that of a local who resided here in Colome some decades ago. No matter what, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire is sometimes spotted looking at the water by Beaulieu Dam before sunrise. It's been argued that this specific ghost enjoys scaring unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Colome. Regardless of what folks express, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that is better not interrupted.
A space invader from space may occasionally be made out being carried by a bicycle on a shadowy highway right next door to Colome.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been distinguished dining on a chicken drumstick in Burke Lake Recreation Area outside
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the park headquarters.
A fluorescent human figure is regularly witnessed in a Colome mobile home. If you listen to what the locals allege, this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed away here in Colome before the present. One thing's for sure, this is a bad ghost that you don't want to run into before dawn.
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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