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These are some lies we made up about Clear Lake.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft showed up by a woman canoeing in a river near Clear Lake.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head was seen resting on the floor in a trailer in Clear Lake. The ghost did not appear to be agonized by the watchers.
The spirit of a lady with a plastic bag strapped around her head has frequently been spotted striding from house to house after midnight on a Clear Lake lane.
An ET from planet Mercury is repeatedly witnessed struggling to grasp something in Altamont State Public Shooting Areas at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from space is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions resting at a coffee table in a Clear Lake flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Clear Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Clear Lake
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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